man door hand hook car door is honestly still the best story i’ve ever read
Seeing what tricks my new pet knows during my first session
Me: Roll over.
GM: The hedgehog rolls over. It’s adorable.
GM: You take a few steps away. The hedgehog remains where it is.
GM: The hedgehog heals you for 5 HP.
Me: Holy shit.
ALERT TO ALL MEMBERS OF THE RWBY FNDM!!! Tumblr user askdudebycrew/thedudebycrew is a confirmed predator! We have received these screenshots from a source who wishes to remain unnamed. This man is a threat to all young members of the FNDM. He has gone on record for making unwanted advances and we have received several unconfirmed reports of him trying to use wordplay to elicit a relationship with his victims! If you or a friend recognize this man please contact your local authorities! More details are coming in and we can provide them at request!
Okay guys so this is super serious. As someone who has actually skyped with him on multiple occasions and is under 18 this is terrifying and somewhat triggering for me. Please spread the word! This man has flirted with me a lot (unwanted flirting..). He seems very kind at first but he gets kind of creepy once you talk to him for a bit. Please be safe everyone and be care about who you add on skype
Android OC desperately tries to get sick. Android OC breaks out the plastic wrap and sits in cold bathwater during his owner’s 9-to-5.
I’m so down with the robot excitement on here. I don’t even care. I don’t even care. I don’t even care.
WELL YOU DIDN’T DO YOUR JOB VERY WELL DID YOU!! Look at the death toll our wedding had. XD
EXCUSE YOU, I did my job as well as I could with NO SWORD. And it was mostly just Bridesmaids who died, and as you can see, that’s their JOB.
I am truly sorry about your sister, though.
Too mind bending not to reblog!
i feel like this is exactly what Vincent Van Gogh saw and now i am crying
GOTTA FIGURE OUT HOW TO WATCH THIS IN THE OCULUS!!!
she wears short skirts
I am groot
she’s cheer captain and
I am groot
21+ full-figured actresses playing 14/15/16 yr old characters rly fucked up my self-esteem and self-image when i was young and made me v insecure
quit casting adults as young characters esp in shows w/ young target audiences?? man it makes undeveloped lil girls feel inadequate that they don’t look like grown women when they’re baby teens