The Land Of Carbon and Stormclouds
22 Sep 2014 21:33 | 42,339 notes | Reblog

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr Puns 

22 Sep 2014 21:31 | 62,615 notes | Reblog
pulpgang:

man door hand hook car door is honestly still the best story i’ve ever read

pulpgang:

man door hand hook car door is honestly still the best story i’ve ever read

22 Sep 2014 21:30 | 18,084 notes | Reblog

Seeing what tricks my new pet knows during my first session

outofcontextdnd:

Me: Roll over.

GM: The hedgehog rolls over. It’s adorable.

Me: Stay.

GM: You take a few steps away. The hedgehog remains where it is.

Me: Heel.

GM: The hedgehog heals you for 5 HP.

Me: Holy shit.

22 Sep 2014 21:30 | 1,332 notes | Reblog
velvet-scarlatina-mage:

fndm-alert:

ALERT TO ALL MEMBERS OF THE RWBY FNDM!!! Tumblr user askdudebycrew/thedudebycrew is a confirmed predator! We have received these screenshots from a source who wishes to remain unnamed. This man is a threat to all young members of the FNDM. He has gone on record for making unwanted advances and we have received several unconfirmed reports of him trying to use wordplay to elicit a relationship with his victims! If you or a friend recognize this man please contact your local authorities! More details are coming in and we can provide them at request!

Okay guys so this is super serious. As someone who has actually skyped with him on multiple occasions and is under 18 this is terrifying and somewhat triggering for me. Please spread the word! This man has flirted with me a lot (unwanted flirting..). He seems very kind at first but he gets kind of creepy once you talk to him for a bit. Please be safe everyone and be care about who you add on skype  

velvet-scarlatina-mage:

fndm-alert:

ALERT TO ALL MEMBERS OF THE RWBY FNDM!!! Tumblr user askdudebycrew/thedudebycrew is a confirmed predator! We have received these screenshots from a source who wishes to remain unnamed. This man is a threat to all young members of the FNDM. He has gone on record for making unwanted advances and we have received several unconfirmed reports of him trying to use wordplay to elicit a relationship with his victims! If you or a friend recognize this man please contact your local authorities! More details are coming in and we can provide them at request!

Okay guys so this is super serious. As someone who has actually skyped with him on multiple occasions and is under 18 this is terrifying and somewhat triggering for me. Please spread the word! This man has flirted with me a lot (unwanted flirting..). He seems very kind at first but he gets kind of creepy once you talk to him for a bit. Please be safe everyone and be care about who you add on skype  

22 Sep 2014 21:29 | 152,620 notes | Reblog

skullspeare:

blastortoise:

I never tell people off the bat that I’m gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like “you know I’m gay right?” And watch the look of terror on their face.

i like you

22 Sep 2014 21:28 | 9,601 notes | Reblog

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Siblings and Tumblr

22 Sep 2014 21:24 | 88,123 notes | Reblog
captaincrapster:

Android OC desperately tries to get sick. Android OC breaks out the plastic wrap and sits in cold bathwater during his owner’s 9-to-5.
I’m so down with the robot excitement on here. I don’t even care. I don’t even care. I don’t even care.

captaincrapster:

Android OC desperately tries to get sick. Android OC breaks out the plastic wrap and sits in cold bathwater during his owner’s 9-to-5.

I’m so down with the robot excitement on here. I don’t even care. I don’t even care. I don’t even care.

22 Sep 2014 21:23 | 14,476 notes | Reblog

illusionarylunatic:

civilrightsandsillythings:

ultrafacts:

Source: 1 2 If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

WELL YOU DIDN’T DO YOUR JOB VERY WELL DID YOU!! Look at the death toll our wedding had. XD

EXCUSE YOU, I did my job as well as I could with NO SWORD.  And it was mostly just Bridesmaids who died, and as you can see, that’s their JOB.

I am truly sorry about your sister, though.

22 Sep 2014 21:22 | 142,019 notes | Reblog
edwardspoonhands:

all-the-weird-things:

exploratorium:

mashable:

itscolossal:

A Multi-Camera 360° Panoramic Timelapse of the Stars by Vincent Brady [VIDEO]

WHOA!

Too mind bending not to reblog!

i feel like this is exactly what Vincent Van Gogh saw and now i am crying 

GOTTA FIGURE OUT HOW TO WATCH THIS IN THE OCULUS!!!

edwardspoonhands:

all-the-weird-things:

exploratorium:

mashable:

itscolossal:

A Multi-Camera 360° Panoramic Timelapse of the Stars by Vincent Brady [VIDEO]

WHOA!

Too mind bending not to reblog!

i feel like this is exactly what Vincent Van Gogh saw and now i am crying 

GOTTA FIGURE OUT HOW TO WATCH THIS IN THE OCULUS!!!

22 Sep 2014 21:04 | 42,908 notes | Reblog

lack-lustin:

ohyesmarvel:

How I thought Guardians of the Galaxy will be:

image

How it actually was:image

bASICALLY

22 Sep 2014 21:03 | 68,380 notes | Reblog

impalaorbust:

she wears short skirts

I am groot 

she’s cheer captain and 

I am groot

22 Sep 2014 21:03 | 119,004 notes | Reblog

00davo:

astound:

SO HARD NOT TO DANCE WHEN YOU HAVE EARPHONES ON WALKING BY YOURSELF

22 Sep 2014 21:03 | 17,889 notes | Reblog

rapunzelie:

21+ full-figured actresses playing 14/15/16 yr old characters rly fucked up my self-esteem and self-image when i was young and made me v insecure

quit casting adults as young characters esp in shows w/ young target audiences?? man it makes undeveloped lil girls feel inadequate that they don’t look like grown women when they’re baby teens

22 Sep 2014 21:03 | 61,735 notes | Reblog
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prasejeebus:

"The gays" I say with a dry monotone voice completely ignoring my own very apparent homosexuality