The Land Of Carbon and Stormclouds
21 Oct 2014 06:28 | 40,768 notes | Reblog
siderealv:

lord-kitschener:

halcyon-ia:

break the rules

no gods no kings no masters

i am in fucking tears right now laughing at this

siderealv:

lord-kitschener:

halcyon-ia:

break the rules

no gods no kings no masters

i am in fucking tears right now laughing at this

21 Oct 2014 06:23 | 1,510 notes | Reblog

mugglebornheadcanon:

551. Homestuck muggleborns have taken to shouting “I warned you about those stairs, bro!” whenever anyone gets caught on a moving staircase. Non-Homestuck muggleborns have taken such offense that Peeves now uses it as one of his jokes.

21 Oct 2014 06:22 | 40,668 notes | Reblog

zevransbutt:

me: *points at adult character who is taller, stronger and older than me* small child. must protect at all costs. shelter. very tiny

21 Oct 2014 03:01 | 182,414 notes | Reblog
thatfunnyblog:


"[NERVOUS SWEATING]" 
— Romeo, probably

thatfunnyblog:

"[NERVOUS SWEATING]" 

— Romeo, probably

20 Oct 2014 16:30 | 13,230 notes | Reblog
invisibletrinity:

howling-with-fitness:

impalas-in-pyjamas:

In case you guys didn’t know

I thought that image looked doctored…

it’s like that Marilyn Monroe pic all over again

invisibletrinity:

howling-with-fitness:

impalas-in-pyjamas:

In case you guys didn’t know

I thought that image looked doctored…

it’s like that Marilyn Monroe pic all over again

20 Oct 2014 16:28 | 3,371 notes | Reblog
lithuanias:

HOLY FUCKING SHIT FEM POLAND AND FEM LITHUANIA OH YM HO D IVE BEEN WAITING FO THIS FOR SO LONG IM SO FUCKGING HAPPY THANK YOU HIMA

lithuanias:

HOLY FUCKING SHIT FEM POLAND AND FEM LITHUANIA OH YM HO D IVE BEEN WAITING FO THIS FOR SO LONG IM SO FUCKGING HAPPY THANK YOU HIMA

20 Oct 2014 06:20 | 474 notes | Reblog
the-bearded-professor:

Pictured here are a young Cecil G. Palmer and Earl Harlan circa eighteen…erm…nineteen o…for…ty…sev…
Um…
Here’s a photo of Cecil and Earl at Night Vale High School freshman orientation.

the-bearded-professor:

Pictured here are a young Cecil G. Palmer and Earl Harlan circa eighteen…erm…nineteen o…for…ty…sev…

Um…

Here’s a photo of Cecil and Earl at Night Vale High School freshman orientation.

20 Oct 2014 03:00 | 2,088 notes | Reblog
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evanescent-fallen-angel:

katzmatt:

seeyainanotherlife:

cassandrugs:

tseecka:

samandriel:

dajo42:

“Can I touch your butt” in Elvish.

This is so useful

No, this is not “Can I touch your butt” in Elvish. This is “Can I touch your butt?” in English, transcribed using the letters of the Elvish alphabet. There is a difference. 
In Elvish, the letters of the alphabet correspond to sounds, not to words. The above text spells it out using one symbol to represent one letter of the original English, which is incorrect:
c-a-n  i  t-o-u-c-h  y-o-u-r  b-u-t-t
If you really want to spell out an English phrase using the Elvish alphabet, you would do so phonetically, which would basically equate to one symbol per phoneme (sound):
c-a-n  a-i  t-u-ch  y-o-r  b-u-t
If you actually wanted to write “Can I touch your butt?” in Elvish, one (very rough) translation would be:

Annog nin daf pladan tele ci?

Which, in Sindarin Elvish, roughly translates to, “Would you give me permission to touch your rear?”
Written in tengwar (the Elvish alphabet), it would look like this:

Sorry for the blurry quality.

damn, the lotr fandom doesnt fuck around

wow

not to mention LOOK HOW POLITE THIS WAS 
LIKE GOOD LORD 
OLDEST FANDOMS REALLY ARE POLITEST 

Proud of my fellow lotr members.

evanescent-fallen-angel:

katzmatt:

seeyainanotherlife:

cassandrugs:

tseecka:

samandriel:

dajo42:

“Can I touch your butt” in Elvish.

This is so useful

No, this is not “Can I touch your butt” in Elvish. This is “Can I touch your butt?” in English, transcribed using the letters of the Elvish alphabet. There is a difference. 

In Elvish, the letters of the alphabet correspond to sounds, not to words. The above text spells it out using one symbol to represent one letter of the original English, which is incorrect:

  • c-a-n  i  t-o-u-c-h  y-o-u-r  b-u-t-t

If you really want to spell out an English phrase using the Elvish alphabet, you would do so phonetically, which would basically equate to one symbol per phoneme (sound):

  • c-a-n  a-i  t-u-ch  y-o-r  b-u-t

If you actually wanted to write “Can I touch your butt?” in Elvish, one (very rough) translation would be:

  • Annog nin daf pladan tele ci?

Which, in Sindarin Elvish, roughly translates to, “Would you give me permission to touch your rear?”

Written in tengwar (the Elvish alphabet), it would look like this:

image

Sorry for the blurry quality.

damn, the lotr fandom doesnt fuck around

wow

not to mention LOOK HOW POLITE THIS WAS 

LIKE GOOD LORD 

OLDEST FANDOMS REALLY ARE POLITEST 

Proud of my fellow lotr members.

19 Oct 2014 21:30 | 17,663 notes | Reblog

braginskey:

fuckcannibals:

I have so many questions about the skeleton war like
1: why do skeletons hate fuckboys enough to declare war on them
2: do i have to be dead to join the skeleton war or can i just strip off my skin
3: are dinosaurs involved

1) the fuckboys have no set gender or race, they are simply the bad people in this world and the skeletons hope to banish them

2) you can just strip off your skin

3) dinosaur skeletons are used as catapult launchers, so, yes, they are involved

19 Oct 2014 21:17 | 7,884 notes | Reblog

cyphercat:

scareina:

Everyone, you realize what this means, right?

Caliborn, as Lord English, is just cosplaying his OC.

The OC that he stole, from fanart someone drew.

Fanart that is wearing that coat, because it was seen in the Felt Intermission.

Let that sink in for a moment. Homestuck has actually established a closed paradox loop OUTSIDE OF THE COMIC PROPER.

19 Oct 2014 20:45 | 3,429 notes | Reblog
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poisonedproof:

alanathespacecat:

poisonedproof:

Rock band Fall Out Boy refuses to join skeleton war, releases protest song titled “Immortals”

Well how can they explain this???

image

UPDATE: Video of Fall Out Boy sympathizing with skeleton warriors emerges. Who are they, really?

19 Oct 2014 20:33 | 331,663 notes | Reblog

straightboymamoru:

if a song was in shrek theres no way to un-associate it with shrek its forever going to be a shrek song

19 Oct 2014 20:32 | 35,846 notes | Reblog
jack-o-dactyl:

curtisplease:

we’re getting there

come on arizona we’ve got you surrounded

jack-o-dactyl:

curtisplease:

we’re getting there

come on arizona we’ve got you surrounded