break the rules
no gods no kings no masters
i am in fucking tears right now laughing at this
551. Homestuck muggleborns have taken to shouting “I warned you about those stairs, bro!” whenever anyone gets caught on a moving staircase. Non-Homestuck muggleborns have taken such offense that Peeves now uses it as one of his jokes.
me: *points at adult character who is taller, stronger and older than me* small child. must protect at all costs. shelter. very tiny
HOLY FUCKING SHIT FEM POLAND AND FEM LITHUANIA OH YM HO D IVE BEEN WAITING FO THIS FOR SO LONG IM SO FUCKGING HAPPY THANK YOU HIMA
Pictured here are a young Cecil G. Palmer and Earl Harlan circa eighteen…erm…nineteen o…for…ty…sev…
Here’s a photo of Cecil and Earl at Night Vale High School freshman orientation.
“Can I touch your butt” in Elvish.
This is so useful
No, this is not “Can I touch your butt” in Elvish. This is “Can I touch your butt?” in English, transcribed using the letters of the Elvish alphabet. There is a difference.
In Elvish, the letters of the alphabet correspond to sounds, not to words. The above text spells it out using one symbol to represent one letter of the original English, which is incorrect:
- c-a-n i t-o-u-c-h y-o-u-r b-u-t-t
If you really want to spell out an English phrase using the Elvish alphabet, you would do so phonetically, which would basically equate to one symbol per phoneme (sound):
- c-a-n a-i t-u-ch y-o-r b-u-t
If you actually wanted to write “Can I touch your butt?” in Elvish, one (very rough) translation would be:
Annog nin daf pladan tele ci?
Which, in Sindarin Elvish, roughly translates to, “Would you give me permission to touch your rear?”
Written in tengwar (the Elvish alphabet), it would look like this:
Sorry for the blurry quality.
damn, the lotr fandom doesnt fuck around
not to mention LOOK HOW POLITE THIS WAS
LIKE GOOD LORD
OLDEST FANDOMS REALLY ARE POLITEST
Proud of my fellow lotr members.
I have so many questions about the skeleton war like
1: why do skeletons hate fuckboys enough to declare war on them
2: do i have to be dead to join the skeleton war or can i just strip off my skin
3: are dinosaurs involved
1) the fuckboys have no set gender or race, they are simply the bad people in this world and the skeletons hope to banish them
2) you can just strip off your skin
3) dinosaur skeletons are used as catapult launchers, so, yes, they are involved
Everyone, you realize what this means, right?
Caliborn, as Lord English, is just cosplaying his OC.
The OC that he stole, from fanart someone drew.
Fanart that is wearing that coat, because it was seen in the Felt Intermission.
Let that sink in for a moment. Homestuck has actually established a closed paradox loop OUTSIDE OF THE COMIC PROPER.
if a song was in shrek theres no way to un-associate it with shrek its forever going to be a shrek song